White people must be stopped.
EVERYTHING IS THE WORST
“I just connected with [Daenerys] immediately. Straight off the page I related to her on so many levels, kind of as a young woman growing up, basically.” - Emilia Clarke
ATTN: BRENNIN, EVERYONE WITH WARM BLOOD
- The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
- Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
- The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
- Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
photographic proof that my hair can still be curly/Taylor Swift circa her eponymous first album in 2006
Keeping Old Texts From Boys As PROOF (???), Technological Pack Rat.
Demi Lovato - Really Don't Care (feat. Cher Lloyd)
like, I am 90% sure the universe made this song happen as a personal gift to me
this song is my dream summer smash, this song is completely wonderful, I am so excited about this song, and it’s partly because, as much as I do love and treasure the publicly and majestically exorcised daddy issues that is Miley Cyrus, Demi is and will always be my former Disney girl of choice (gonna come right out and admit that I don’t care about Selena Gomez at all) and partly because “you don’t deserve to know the way I used to think about you,” omg omg omg but also simply because “I really don’t care” is actually a very important life motto, and one that I’m so incredibly excited to drunk scream at all the most inopportune moments all summer long.
ALWAYS BEEN A DEMI GIRL
Rilo Kiley - Glendora
AND WOULD YOU FUCK ME
‘CAUSE I’D FUCK ME
One thing pop music is good for is remembering that somewhere inside us is the potential for unvanquishable joy.
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
Opens June 5, 6-8p:
Foley Gallery, 97 Allen St., NYC
“The American Girls doll series speak to the ideals, dreams and opportunities liberating young American girls helping to define them as young women. “
a classically stylized portraiture series identifying varied juvenile personalities across our country. Young girls are accompanied by a customized version of themselves, a modern ‘American Girl’ doll shown helping them along in their early growth. The relationship between the girls and their dolls embellish privileges of first-world childhood while addressing problems in euro-centric gender ideology. The feminist values inherent to Szwarc’s work draw from the source of what contributes to shaping a young woman’s virtues while celebrating the history of being a young lady growing up today, and the performativity American culture encourages. - thru July 3
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
“Camera phones: the autograph of the 21st century.” -Paris Hilton in her cameo on the OC, 2004
i don’t think i told tumblr yet that Mari and i are watching the OC. and when i say that, i’m saying that we sat on the couch from approx. noon until 1:30am watching episode after episode, stopping only to make food, take a short nap, and have a heated debate about whether the OC is the Dawson’s Creek of the post 9/11 era.
WELCOME TO THE OC (AND UNEMPLOYMENT), BITCH